You only have male sized shirts? What the ACTUAL FUCK?!? *Triggered*

Yes, at the moment all of our stock is sized for men unless specified otherwise. I mean, it's the year 20xx, we are much more open to the various gender identities and selective fitting of clothing... However, the sizing choices available right now are mainly due to production costs. However, if the initial promotional run turns out successful, expect additional styles to be added.

Can I order more than one shirt?

Yes, of course. You will need to complete each transaction individually or contact us directly through the Need Help link above if you think you may develop carpal tunnel from the process. I mean, it took more time to write this FAQ than it did to program the site and inventory system. Can't you tell?

Where is my shit at?

You'll receive a notice via PayPal that the item has shipped as soon as we drop it off at the post office. Usually a package is delivered within 7 days within the USA, and around 7-30 days internationally. If you do not receive your package after this do not hesitate to contact us! We will be issuing tracking numbers for all future orders that are made from countries outside the USA.

International shipping free?!

Yes, free shipping internationally (Anywhere not the United States) is available until the 22nd of April 2018. Once this date arrives, we will have to sadly remove that amazing perk and start charging for it, but will do our best to lower the cost to all of you, our loyal fans, over the drink.

If I order more than one item for an international destination, do I get discounted shipping costs?

If you order multiple items at the same time and we fulfill them at the same time, we will refund you the difference in the cost. This is not including any fees levied by our payment processor or conversion fees.

More questions are likely to come in later.